omg this girl putting on makeup on her husband
i can’t stop laughing at his face
omfg
his reaction when he saw his face at the end omfg i couldnt stop laughing
omfg he has the funniest reactions holy shit the end tho
“baby you said i look beautiful. were you lying?”
(via crazygreenflamingo)
fucking text message advertisement things
if this continues
I will go on a fucking quest
to find people responsible
and I don’t know
probably kill them
but torture them first
I forgot about this, but back during Christmas Break, I put Star Trek in front of my cat to see what he would do. To my surprise, he actually did watch it. However, he only seemed mildly entertained - that is, until Scotty started talking. Then my cat actually paused the episode and stared at him. He just stared at Scotty and wouldn’t let me press play for, like, four or five minutes. After that, he watched for a while, but gradually lost interest and started dozing, only looking up when he heard Scotty’s voice.
Can someone please explain to me why my cat loves Scotty so much? Was James Doohan secretly some sort of magical cat whisperer? What is this?
oh
my
god
i think your cat has a crush
(via crazygreenflamingo)

